I'm not the best artist. I'm not the best singer. And I'm not the best writer. But I like what I do. I love drawing, I'm an alright singer, and I write like a confused middle-schooler, but that's okay. I like calligraphy. It helps keep my hand steady for other things like painting. I love all music, from indie-rock/pop, to heavy metal, to Electronic, and alternative. Even country, and that's saying something. I love my family. I love to read. And I love being nice. Honesty is a big deal to me, so I'm real to anyone. I like helping people. I've never been a normal person, but who likes being normal right? Does anybody really read these? I guess it doesn't really matter what I put here as long as it describes me. Okay. Um. My favourite colours are green, purple, orange and black. I spell things like a british person sometimes. And I hate neon. I like mangoes. I was bullied growing up. I'm a female bisexual and have a girlfriend of three years. Boy, that escalated quickly.

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

brodinsons:

gottachasepigeons:

Testy brunettes chasing Steve 2k14

He runs the exact same way with Bucks omg

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ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

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imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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(Source: bowel, via sexually-frustrated-glasses)

the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

 #this fucking cosplayer is insane and needs to be stopped

just you try and stop me.

the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

 #this fucking cosplayer is insane and needs to be stopped

just you try and stop me.

(via sexually-frustrated-glasses)

sexually-frustrated-glasses:

emilyrevenge:

ivegotacanofkerosene:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

Fingernail is not an adjective.

Don’t act so fingernail about this post

Quit fingernail shaming

itsstuckyinmyhead:

German Photoset #20

More?

Canadian photoset #19

(via sexually-frustrated-glasses)

primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

(via sexually-frustrated-glasses)

ultrafacts:

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.



(Source) for the Ultrafacts post.

ultrafacts:

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.

(Source) for the Ultrafacts post.

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shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

(via sexually-frustrated-glasses)

chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

(via sexually-frustrated-glasses)

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