I'm not the best artist. I'm not the best singer. And I'm not the best writer. But I like what I do. I love drawing, I'm an alright singer, and I write like a confused middle-schooler, but that's okay. I like calligraphy. It helps keep my hand steady for other things like painting. I love all music, from indie-rock/pop, to heavy metal, to Electronic, and alternative. Even country, and that's saying something. I love my family. I love to read. And I love being nice. Honesty is a big deal to me, so I'm real to anyone. I like helping people. I've never been a normal person, but who likes being normal right? Does anybody really read these? I guess it doesn't really matter what I put here as long as it describes me. Okay. Um. My favourite colours are green, purple, orange and black. I spell things like a british person sometimes. And I hate neon. I like mangoes. I was bullied growing up. I'm a female bisexual and have a girlfriend of three years. Boy, that escalated quickly.

remerr:

smilodonmeow:

peanutgopher1235:

Cats

Cats

Cats

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

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fluffbutts:

sixpenceee:

If you are looking for the most heart-felt zombie short film, I recommend “Cargo”.

It’s about a man’s struggle to save his baby daughter in the middle of all this havoc. What he comes up with is both clever and upsetting. 

WATCH CARGO

OKAY JUST WATCHED THIS, THE SOLUTION WAS AMAZING WATCH IT OHMYGOD WATCH IT

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beesmygod:

what a weird piano

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

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uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

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earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

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silly-luv:

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# Everyday Objects With More Germs Than a Toilet
# 8 Things You Should Never Say To Your Husband
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# What Does Your Tattoo Location Say About You?
# 10 Popular Home Party Companies
# Gizmopod: 15 Life Hacks every college student should know
# What Myths About College Shouldn’t You Believe?
# 10 Simple Ways to Cure Yourself Naturally
# How to Get Out of a Ticket
# Tips and Tricks for Extending Battery Life in iOS 7
# How to Rock Your Birthstone

silly-luv:

# Rappers with Degrees or College Education

# Which Celebrities Haven’t Aged Well?

# Everyday Objects With More Germs Than a Toilet

# 8 Things You Should Never Say To Your Husband

# What Are the Top 10 Worst Energy Bars?

# What Does Your Tattoo Location Say About You?

# 10 Popular Home Party Companies

# Gizmopod: 15 Life Hacks every college student should know

# What Myths About College Shouldn’t You Believe?

# 10 Simple Ways to Cure Yourself Naturally

# How to Get Out of a Ticket

# Tips and Tricks for Extending Battery Life in iOS 7

# How to Rock Your Birthstone

(Source: silly-luv, via socially-awkward-supervillian)

melodyquill:

regalswag:

dhdingo:

egobus:

Australians on Tumblr 

oh my god

America has an eagle plushy.

The best part is how even though I’m South Australian, I read that in a Northern Territory accent.

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themed by coryjohnny for tumblr